I’m changing six or seven of the well-soiled variety in any 12-hour period. Can all that crap coming out of one small child be considered normal?
And can someone please explain his peculiar penchant to poo with every trip to his playroom? Am I to ban him from its interior, so that I can save some cash on all these barely wet nappies?
At least he hasn’t taken to accidentally eating it, like the poo pandemonium incident of July 2009 – so I can be grateful for small blessings. And whilst I am utterly impervious to poo and have no problem changing copious nappies, its more the bewilderment that one teeny, far from full grown person can missile his way through a 44 pack of nappies in approximately one week…
So what’s the motto to this crap-tastrophe? I think Forrest Gump summed it up best when he coined the catch phrase “shit happens”!!